Morning Routine
I open my eyes and survey my surroundings and realize I am in my bedroom and everything seems normal...almost. The bed is the same, the sheets are the same, the ceiling, the wall, the furniture, everything was in its place except for one. I look over to my desk and discover a little package. I remove the sheets and walk carefully over to the package and wonder who could have put this there? Why? How? I push the questions aside and open the package; inside was a little note that read, "Rise and Shine", and the next thing I knew I heard a beeping sound. Suddenly the beeping became quicker and quicker so thinking fast I threw the package into the hallway and ran for cover. This was all followed by and thunderous BANG, a bright flash of light, and an annoying ringing in my ears.
I ran out of my room only to fall through the floor and into the living room. Gracefully I landed on my feet and look around into the darkness of the room. In that darkness I saw dark figures in fighting stances and sencing that this would lead to trouble I got into a fighting stance as well. Without warning the figures started fighting me; it was then that I noticed the figures were ninjas who were hired to assassinate me. So I began to fight back throwing punches and kick that sent they flying into the walls and through the windows. Just as I thought I was going to win one ninja came out of nowhere weilding a staff and struck me on the head and knocking me out cold.....................................
Hahahaha Yeah right! The truth is reader that my life is not that exciting at all, sorry for lying to ya, but my real morning routine was hidden in there somewhere. Here is how my morning really went.
BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!! I opened my eyes to the startling sound of my deafening alarm clock (sound familiar yet?). I shut off the alarm which had just been out of arms reach and was tempted to chuck it against the wall to rid myself of the horrible device. I remove the sheets from me and shuffled to the bathroom. Remember the hole I fell through before? Yeah well it wasn't exactly a hole because it was more like my fat cat who was hidden by the darkness of the early morning and who was too lazy to get out of my way. So I ended up tripping over my cat and land on the floor, not so gracefully I might add, and groaned in frustration. Once I was finally able to pull myself back up off the floor I arrived at the bathroom and reached for the light. Like and idiot I forgot to close my eyes when I turned on the light and ended up blinding myself in the process. I took my shower and exited the bathroom making sure to step over my cat, who had yet to move from that same spot, and walked to my bedroom. Now back in the darkness, that betrayed me before, I once again could not see where I was going when searching for the lightswitch. The next thing I new I tripped over my backpack, fell, and whacked my head against my desk. (Sigh) I hate the morning.
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